1. Lost Highway 2. Redux 3. Early Encounters 4. Galaxy Tour 5. Planned Planethood 6. Fateful Night 7. Planet Cauliflower 8. Jupitopia
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Lost Highway
The convention was over, the road home was long The radio garbled an old country song And speaking of country, this highway was rural With so many stars the sky looked like a mural
My eyelids grew heavy, I had to pull over Got out, stretched my legs in a soft field of clover I opened the thermos and drank the last coffee That’s when a green and blue light above caught me
Hon, get me my glasses, get back in the car I don’t like the look of that weird looking star It could be a plane or maybe it’s Venus Then it came closer, I knew it had seen us
Row after row of blue lights and bright windows Making no sound as it moved like the wind blows My lady was trembling and I took her hand That’s when the huge metal craft came to land
I felt myself floating, my legs turned to butter Dear, come inside, said my wife with a shudder Then they surrounded me, I watched them scurry Just wait right here, I said, try not to worry
Up to the spaceship no need for a staircase I was a species of interest to their race Eye to eye contact I made with the mantis ‘We aren’t from Earth, but our base is Atlantis’
Why do I hear you, you’re inside my head ‘We are your parents, from us you were bred’ Time is of essence soon Earth will see famine Lay on the table, we need to examine
I was afraid but I tried to be stoic The voice in my head said be calm and heroic You may not remember but we’ve met before Then they released me to float out the door
Back in the car was my wife unaware What in the world were you doing out there? Sorry my darling but I had to go Drank too much coffee, right through me, you know
Put in the keys the car started right up Dumped out the coffee now cold in my cup Back on the highway we drove through the night Except for the implants I guess we’re alright
The miles and markers kept passing us by Soon came another strange light in the sky This one had violet, amber and green Got a good look it was quite a machine
All of its underside covered with tech Not a square inch of relief, not a spec Then came the humming a very low sound Empty rest area there it set down
For no rhyme or reason I pulled in the car Perhaps for a glimpse of this runaway star Just before morning as if right on cue A door opened out popped an alien crew
Eight little people and most of them gray One of them taller who kept them at bay They formed a tight circle and held stringy hands Tilted their heads back blew bright smoke ring bands
Out from the tree tops flew thousands of bats They zoomed through the smoke rings gone this way and that The tall in charge alien broke out some crackers Feeding the now glowing bats become snackers
That’s when a siren began a low growl There in the distance approached something foul All of the aliens rushed back on board Took off avoiding a new alien horde
This craft was different, and not of this time Perhaps a time-fugitive fleeing some crime More like a jelly fish deep in a chasm Not made of metal but lit protoplasm
Now little beams did from door disembark I stood by thinking this must be the Arc Come for to spirit us off from the past Adam and Eve so the humans could last
It started in upstate Long Island New York Two girls and a boy watching ‘Mindy and Mork’ Outside the house hanging out on the porch Three little kids and a robot named Gort
None of us knew that our UFO toy Given to us by a little green boy Was actually factually from outer space Here to check up on the whole human race
Somehow we knew Gort would do us no harm But mama came out and set off the alarm The robot took off with the spaceship and crew And we were all grounded a Summer or two
They all moved away except mama and me She bought me a telescope so I could see All of the stars seemed to live on my roof So I bought a camera to capture the proof
I sat in my room and I turned off the light But dozed off to sleep until later that night Out on the roof came a tap on the pane I just assumed it was only the rain
Then came the beeping and other strange sound Stuck my head out, started looking around I saw a big alien like forty feet tall He said to be careful, make sure you don’t fall
‘Where’s your computer,’ he asked with weird clicks ‘Go bring it out here, I’ll teach you some tricks’ And every night he would come back around Teaching me math that was really profound
All were surprised how I excelled in school Mom was so happy she bought me a pool The alien left and he said, ‘I’ll be back- I’m leaving Gort with you to keep you on track’
The craft hung above us that dark lonely night Sprinkling our car with a shower of light But not like the light from a lamp on a table This more like bubbles and very unstable
Swirling around in a whirling cascade A tinkling of glass was the sound that it made Little light bubbles that stuck to your hands Whisked us away to strange planets and lands
All of the fabric of space-time was bent Multiple doorways to go where you’re sent One doorway led to an indigo planet Two hundred mile tall jellyfish ran it
They sent us a message inside of our brains ‘Look at our oceans of indigo rains Bathe in their waters and you will grow younger Never feel pain or experience hunger’
Up by the arms we were carried by bubbles Some of us stayed to be rid of our troubles I chose to finish the galaxy tour And said my goodbyes to this planet azure
Now in a moment the time-craft did zoom Slicing past moons like a witch on her broom All began fading, our matter moved on We kept pixelating until we were gone
Then we arrived at the Planet Anemone Where color was king, monoculture the enemy Where scarlet-red Rubicons jumped on their beds Nowhere has ever existed more reds
Once again bubbles came sprinkling down Some on my head formed a red-ruby crown Everyone laughed, but I wore it proudly We boarded the ship and it took off quite loudly
Now the time-craft took us deep into space Pausing in such a mysterious place For this was a fill-up to gather more bubbles And up from below they came streaming in doubles
Some alien race had a spaceman positioned Poking his head through a time-space partition He held by the stem an incredible circle Blowing out bubbles in red blue and purple
They passed by our portholes providing close looks At new tiny planets like those seen in books! Jupiter, Saturn, and Neptune with stripes Venus and others, all kinds and all types
This seemed amazing to all on the craft Each one an island at sea on a raft An archipelago, a one-of-a-kind As were the neurons at work in my mind
This was the reason the time-craft had paused A teachable moment on universe laws So as below it is said, as above This was how aliens showed us their love
Then we were off once again to explore One of those bubbles got stuck in the door I volunteered for the rescue and spacewalk Planning the mission on chalkboard and space chalk
Out of the portal I floated untethered Wearing a time suit a bit old and weathered Carrying under my arm an old spray can In case of emergency get-home-I-still-can
And wouldn’t you know it, that can came in handy The spacewalk cut short by a bottle of brandy Floating around in the middle of space Nowhere was safe from the junk of our race
Once back inside I slipped out of the time suit Then a quick shower to detox the time boots Sat in my seat and let back the recliner Ate the small meal they served on the time liner
Off at just under the speed of a light beam Towing behind us an alien airstream Bubbles went spinning as if in a blender More crazy planets next on the agenda
So let’s take it back to that first fateful night I was driving the grapevine the moon full and bright Hugging the curves, road was icy and slick I needed a downshift and needed it quick
The car began spinning near out of control I took out a guardrail and started to roll Balanced precariously, edge of a cliff Someone with smelling salts gave me a whiff
Opened my eyes and I shook out the fog Found myself staring at some kind of frog Great big weird eyes and the skin tone was green Took me aboard a balloon submarine
Sixty feet long with a lit-up inside Some kind of hospital, I thought I died That’s when I found myself flat on my back Tried to cry out but my voice only cracked
Laid there surrounded by little green men One held a notebook and gave me a pen Please sign your name said the voice in my brain Maybe a leprechaun? No, that’s insane
I signed with my right hand that’s all I could move Then I was probed with a long silver tube I thought it was strange to give informed consent Red tape just followed wherever you went
In walked a woman, a tall robust blonde Started massaging me right on the wand After the sample she came to collect She turned back into some kind of insect
Next thing I knew I was back at the scene Looking around me for anyone green Got in the car and drove off in the night All the way home suspicious of light
Jumping back into the space-time continuum We searched more planets and let’s get right into ‘em One was the beautiful Planet Cauliflower Grew ever more spongy with every rain shower
The surface was skin as when viewed microscopic Atmosphere challenged but let’s stay on topic Small population who once every hour Bounced between crest to the next cauliflower
Rooted in skin cells were stalks of spaghetti Where colorful cambium stood at the ready Sweet-scented caramel hung in the air Too high in sugar but I didn’t care
Watching the planet mom nursing its children Made us all wonder why salad chefs kill them Answer provided by sun shower’s blessing Rain was made up of an herb salad dressing
Back in the time-craft we seated ourselves Munching on broccoli cooked by space elves Who worked in the kitchens of time-craft like these Foods brought from home kept us free of disease
Off did we rocket, the thrusters engaged I never looked back but could still smell the sage Hostess began serving meals up in front Tonight it was cauliflower, would be all month
With time at a premium the craft flew on Systems beyond counting having come and gone Twisting in the timestream caused the fuselage to burn We had to seek our refuge in the tunnel of no return
Up ahead we saw the tiny light of singularity Voices from the cockpit uttered alien vulgarity Then we started turning in a wide and sweeping arc Whoosh! Inside the tunnel now, and everything went dark
Numbers on the ceiling bold equations on the walls Strobing lights and haunting sights and muffled alien calls Images and glimpses offered up inside the pipe Made it clear that we should steer back home, the time was ripe
The spaceship took us all the way, a worm hole through a doorway Out we popped the madness stopped four planets North of Norway From the portal, we observed the giant cloud of Jupiter A global storm of violence born ‘neath the cold dark shroud of Lucifer
Once around at the speed of sound, the belt of Jupitopia Colored streams of smoke and beams, a mad artist’s utopia The lights above our seats told us to use the straps provided Anyone who didn’t may have had their fate decided
That is when the spinning started faster ever faster Noses everywhere were bloody signals of disaster Then the spaceship plunged its nose directly in the storm From all human ears came leaking liquid red and warm
Up the new direction took us saving all from what just shook us
How could we have ever known this would be our brand new home
LOST HIGHWAY- epilogue:
We pressed the buzzers at our seats requesting moist towelettes and treats
And bravely came the servile elves who thought of us before themselves
After all was clean and bright the ship took off into the night
Humans who were left behind think Jupitopia sublime
We lay awake and watch the stars use our drones to shop on Mars
To the stars we shall return we know we still have much to learn